The Sega Dreamcast Buyer’s Guide

Are you psyched for Shenmue 3? Did you contribute to the kickstarter? Do you desperately want to look for some sailors? Then you must have played the original Shenmue back in the day, right? RIGHT!? No? YOU FAKER! YOU LIAR! YOU…are not alone. Shenmue was a Sega Dreamcast exclusive and not many people got a Dreamcast back in the day. Most people waited for the PlayStation 2, leaving the poor Dreamcast out in the cold. But NO MORE! We need to right a wrong that’s been left unchanged for too long! YOU, my friend, NEED TO BUY A DREAMCAST! And I’m going to help you. So pull up a seat, maybe something to drink and eat (maybe…tacos), and take notes as I let you know everything you need to know before you buy a Sega Dreamcast.

Consumer Counselor: Fighting Games

Hey! Chet Hypeman here! Have you heard about the new hotness? The latest big fighting game Mortal Kombat X is out and it’s just the bee’s knees! You better get your ass to the nearest Electronics Boutique and pick yourself up a copy before you get left in the dust by all your friends! Wait, what’s that? You don’t know how to play fighting games? You stupid bastard! How can you not know how to play fighting games? Thank goodness Colorwind, the Consumer Counselor, is here to help you get started! Now sit down, shut your ugly face, and have a lollipop. Here are a few games that will help teach you how to play fighting games.

The Nintendo 64 Buyer’s Guide

Originally posted on GamingPrecision.com